Behold, the Flesh Holiday Gift Guide

We’ve got something for everyone on your list–even your very particular, very idiosyncratic pals. Read on for our complete guide to shopping for every person in your life. Happy holidays! 

For the Animal Lover 

While we don’t make faux fur panties (yet), we do make a lot of very cool things your vegan friend will love, such as Touch Flesh Highlighting Balm and Hot Sauce Lip Gloss. (A complete list of all vegan products can be found here.)

For the Friend Who Dresses As a Sexy Santa for the Office Christmas Party 

Sleigh bells ring, are you glistening? Your friend will be a beautiful sight in Ripe Flesh Glisten Drops and Starshine Eye Shadow Palette.

For the Friend Who Insists Orange Is the New Pink 

Seriously disturbing, we agree. But go ahead and entertain her just this once with our orangey-red favorites: Swipe Flesh Lip Color in Tremble and Strong Flesh Lipstick in Soul. 

 For the Friend Who Is Allergic to Wearing Color

Does your friend have a habit of breaking into a cold sweat at the mere sight of a floral print? May we suggest Fresh Flesh Illuminating Primer and Fleshy Lips.

 For the Friend Who Always Asks to Speak with the Manager

We all have a Karen in our lives and she almost always has bravado–like these here lip colors. (Proud Flesh Matte Liquid Lip in Brazen and Strong Flesh in Treasure.)

 For Your Ex You Want to Get Back Together with

Because happy couples help each other shine. Try Ripe Flesh Glisten Drops and Fleshy Lips, and please do report back.

 For the Friend Who Actually Bought Her Own Spinning Shoes

She will live for Shimmer Dimmer Mattifying Stick and Fleshy Lips, the soon-to-be unofficial sponsor of her post-gym look.

 For the Boss You're Trying to Butter up for a Promotion

Instead of giving her actual butter this year, try Tender Flesh Blush and Strong Flesh Lipstick with a card in which you tell her you admire her for, among other things, being strong and tender at the same time. A consummate leader indeed.